Beneath you

Title: Beneath you
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Characters: Hermione, Snape



When his letters arrive, they always, without exception, make her feel like an ordered-by-owl mistress.

Need you. Will be done with the Headmistress by 11 p.m.

His letters are never signed, of course. Such trifles are beneath him.

Calling after her, like a desperate wolf's cry that is heard throughout the forest, is apparently not beneath him.

When she waites for him, prepares tea for him (how cliche - he'll scowl and hide his appreciation for it - for her) she feels more like a wife.

In the end, he is what matters.

Everything else?
Beneath her.

Business or pleasure?

Title: Business or pleasure?
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Characters: Severus, Hermione



"Oh, Professor Snape," Harry greets him, well, almost collides with him when Snape steps out of a door that Harry hadn't noticed before.

"Good morning, Mr Potter."

"What brings you to the Department, Sir?"

"Business affairs, I'm afraid."

"In the janitor's closet?"

"I might have gotten lost. The Department of Mysteries can be quite confusing."

"Anyway, it's been good to see you, Sir."

Severus bids him goodbye, and Harry hurries away.

"Do you think he saw me?" Hermione emerges from the same door.

"No."

"You missed a button."

"Nevermind. Care to finish what we started?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

Tastelessly

Title: Tastelessly
Word count: 100
Rating: G
Characters: Hermione, Severus, mention of Ron



"Severus, dear?"

"Yes?"

"Do you recall, by any chance, the last time we encountered Ronald, and he seemed a bit...drunk? And he yelled a bit?"

"Yes, I told him if he had planned on harassing you ever again, I would hang him up by his toes and leave him there for a day. You laughed and didn't complain at all."

"Well, I was sure you were joking! I never thought I'd find him underneath my window, HANGING upside down!"

"Oh. Well, mea culpa, then."

"That's very tasteless of you."

"I thought it was funny."

"Tasteless."

"Funny."

"Prick."

"Witch."