i cant believe i took 12 years to respond to this (except, hey! i totally can)

there are several skirts. there is the v v pretty going out skirt. there is the comfy and ugly as all fuck lounge skirt that ends up flopped against his stomach because he's so busy throwing his legs up in the air and stroking the soft skin there, and there's the one that is so short its indecent that only comes out when the tardis is locked.

#i wish i was sorry 'bout doing this in your journal, doris