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lackadaisicalnereid) wrote2011-04-03 12:23 pm
lackadaisicalnereid) wrote2011-04-03 12:23 pm
Entry tags:
Tastelessly
Title: Tastelessly
Word count: 100
Rating: G
Characters: Hermione, Severus, mention of Ron
"Severus, dear?"
"Yes?"
"Do you recall, by any chance, the last time we encountered Ronald, and he seemed a bit...drunk? And he yelled a bit?"
"Yes, I told him if he had planned on harassing you ever again, I would hang him up by his toes and leave him there for a day. You laughed and didn't complain at all."
"Well, I was sure you were joking! I never thought I'd find him underneath my window, HANGING upside down!"
"Oh. Well, mea culpa, then."
"That's very tasteless of you."
"I thought it was funny."
"Tasteless."
"Funny."
"Prick."
"Witch."
Word count: 100
Rating: G
Characters: Hermione, Severus, mention of Ron
"Severus, dear?"
"Yes?"
"Do you recall, by any chance, the last time we encountered Ronald, and he seemed a bit...drunk? And he yelled a bit?"
"Yes, I told him if he had planned on harassing you ever again, I would hang him up by his toes and leave him there for a day. You laughed and didn't complain at all."
"Well, I was sure you were joking! I never thought I'd find him underneath my window, HANGING upside down!"
"Oh. Well, mea culpa, then."
"That's very tasteless of you."
"I thought it was funny."
"Tasteless."
"Funny."
"Prick."
"Witch."