But less, because Damon doesn't want to get drunk today, what Damon wants to is get laid, because that usually helps with whatever problem he's pretending not to have at the moment.
Awwwwwwwwww, so Damon! <<<<33333

Do you have a condom? she asks and he bursts out laughing and laughs and just can't stop.
TROLOLOLOL BLESS YOU, BLESS THIS

THE DAMON/KATHERINE ENDING. NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. /wailing

Never stop writing this fool.